Top 125 Funny Meme Captions For Instagram

Meme Captions For Instagram

• “I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge”
• “All I need is memes and coffee.”
• “Me trying to remember all the passwords I’ve ever created.” – Unknown
• “When you accidentally like a photo while scrolling through Instagram with one hand.” – Unknown
• “I have a feeling my check liver light is on”
• When you see your ex with someone new
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy”
• “If at first you don’t succeed, meme again.”
• “I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
• “When you’re downie, eat a brownie”
• When life gives you lemons, make a meme
• When you’re trying to be productive but get distracted by social media
• When you’re trying to take a selfie with your pet but they won’t cooperate
• “When you’re running late and hit every red light.” – Unknown
• “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin’ with no makeup on”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately advocating for my point of view.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for something more important.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
• “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.” – Unknown
• “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
• “I woke up like this, flawless”

Funny Meme Captions For Instagram

• “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee achiever.”
• “I have a meme for every occasion.”
• “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my life.”
• “When you’re the only one who understands a reference and you feel like a genius.” – Unknown
• “Meme game strong.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for memeing.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just stating the facts.”
• “When you’re trying to be productive but your bed looks so comfortable.” – Unknown
• “I can’t adult today, I need a nap”
• “I have a love-hate relationship with Fridays”
• “Memes: because sometimes laughter is the only medicine.”
• “Meme-ories that will last a lifetime.”
• “I came for the memes, but stayed for the community.”
• “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream.”
• “Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of me memeing.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just stating my case.”
• “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
• “Memes: bringing the world together one laugh at a time.”
• When you realize it’s Monday tomorrow
• When you’re trying to take the perfect selfie but your hair won’t cooperate
• “Memes are like a fine wine, they only get better with age.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just defending my awesomeness.”
• “I have a degree in sarcasm”
• When you’re trying to be healthy but someone offers you cake
• “I don’t always meme, but when I do, I do it with style.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just clarifying why I’m right.”

Short Meme Captions For Instagram

• “It’s not just a meme, it’s a lifestyle.”
• “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year”
• “Memes are the language of the internet.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
• “When you realize you left your phone charger at home.” – Unknown
• “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
• “I’m not a morning person, I’m a morning unicorn.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
• “My favorite exercise? Memes.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately discussing my point of view.”
• “I’m not bossy, I’m just good at giving direction.”
• “When in doubt, add more memes.”
• When your favorite song comes on and you can’t help but dance
• “Memes make the world a better place.”
• “Weekend vibes, because adulting is hard”
• “I have a personality you can’t handle.” – Unknown
• When you’re trying to take a group photo and someone blinks
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just taking the scenic route to productivity.”
• “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”
• “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination”
• “When you’re waiting for your food to heat up in the microwave and it feels like an eternity.” – Unknown
• “I didn’t choose the meme life, the meme life chose me.”

Dank Meme Captions For Instagram

• “When you’re trying to be an adult but have no idea what you’re doing.” – Unknown
• When you finally finish your work week
• “When you’re on a diet but then you see someone eating pizza.” – Unknown
• “I came, I saw, I had anxiety”
• “When you realize you have a deadline tomorrow and haven’t started yet.” – Unknown
• “Memes: the duct tape of the internet.”
• “When someone says ‘just one drink’ and you know it’s never just one.” – Unknown
• “I have a degree in sarcasm.”
• When you see a spider in your room and try to act calm
• When you’re trying to take a serious photo but your friends photobomb you
• “When you’re the only one who laughs at your own joke.” – Unknown
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…again.”
• “When you’re trying to be healthy but someone brings donuts to the office.” – Unknown
• “When you’re waiting for your crush to text you back and you start to lose hope.” – Unknown
• When someone says “I have a surprise for you” but you don’t want to get your hopes up
• “When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.”
• “Memes are my love language.”
• When you finally finish a project you’ve been procrastinating on
• When you finally find your lost keys

Meme Captions For Profile Picture

• “I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
• “I’ve got 99 problems, but memes ain’t one.”
• When you see your ex in public and try to act like you’re over it
• “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
• “Meme me up, Scotty.”
• “I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately presenting my perspective.”
• “I can’t adult today.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just presenting my case with vigor.”
• “I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just waiting for the perfect moment to be productive.”
• “When you’re trying to be productive but Netflix exists.” – Unknown
• When you’re waiting for your crush to text you back
• When you see a cute dog and can’t help but pet it
• “When you’re trying to diet but you love food too much.” – Unknown
• “Meme lord in the house.”
• “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best”
• “I’m not addicted to memes, I’m committed.”
• “All I need is coffee and mascara”
• “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
• “Life is too short to not laugh at memes.”
• “I meme, therefore I am.”

Meme Puns For Instagram

• “I’m not lazy, I’m just on power-saving mode.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”
• “I have a dream that one day, all memes will be equal.”
• “Why be moody when you can shake your booty?”
• “Life is short, make every hair flip count”
• When you’re trying to save money but see something you really want to buy
• “I came. I saw. I meme’d.”
• “When you accidentally like a photo from 2016 while stalking someone’s Instagram.” – Unknown
• “When you’re waiting for your pizza to cook in the oven and it smells so good.” – Unknown
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m limited edition.”
• That moment when you realize you left the oven on
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just educating you on why I’m right.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when it really counts.”

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