135 Best Gossip Girl Instagram Captions And Quotes

Gossip Girl Instagram Captions

• “I’m not a queen, I’m a goddess.”
• “I’m not a regular girl, I’m a cool girl.”
• “It’s not a party until someone cries.” – Blair Waldorf
• “If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I have secrets, and they’re all yours if you want them.” – Chuck Bass
• “I’m not a pushover, I’m just nice.”
• “I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I don’t know what I want, but I know it’s not this.”
• “I’m not a doormat, I’m a door.”
• “It’s hard to find people who will love you no matter what.” – Blair Waldorf
• “You know you love me.”
• “I’m not a stop along the way, I’m a destination.”
• “Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head, and remind yourself of who you are. And where you want to be.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “Spotted: Lonely Boy, heartbroken and alone.” – Gossip Girl
• “XOXO, [insert your name].”
• “I’m not a princess, I’m a warrior.”
• “Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “I’ve got my own back.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”
• “I don’t need a man to be happy. I’m happy with myself.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “I’m not just another girl, I’m the girl.”
• “The only thing more beautiful than the woman who knows what she wants, is the woman who isn’t waiting on anybody else to get it for her.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m sorry, have we met before?”
• “I’m not afraid of anything, except maybe losing you.”
• “You know you love me.” – Blair Waldorf
• “The best revenge is massive success.”
• “If you want to be part of my world, you’ll have to keep up.”
• “Spotted: You, looking fabulous.”
• “If you want to be a somebody, you have to wear a somebody.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a follower, I’m a trendsetter.”

Gossip Girl Captions For Instagram

• “I’m not interested in being ordinary.”
• “I’m not a rival, I’m a threat.”
• “I don’t need friends, I need fans.”
• “Life is more than just what you wear.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “I’m not a princess, I’m a queen.”
• “Life is short, but I’m not.” – Blair Waldorf
• “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Birkin and that’s kind of the same thing.” – Blair Waldorf
• “It’s time to be a little more selfish.” – Blair Waldorf
• “The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.”
• “There’s nothing like a little bit of scandal to spice things up.”
• “I have a love-hate relationship with the Upper East Side. It’s like high school, but with money.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a follower, I’m a leader.”
• “I’m not interested in being famous. I’m interested in being rich.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a burden, I’m a blessing.”
• “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them jealous.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a stop along the way, I’m a destination.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a damsel in distress, I’m the hero of my own story.”
• “I’m not a pawn. I’m a queen.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a one in a million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. And they might be right.”
• “My name is Blair Waldorf, and I’m not afraid to say I love you.”
• “Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Blair Waldorf
• “Spotted: [insert your name] living their best life on the Upper East Side.”
• “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” – Lily van der Woodsen
• “I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a champion.”
• “I’m not a prize to be won.” – Blair Waldorf
• “They can’t take away what I’ve already done.”
• “XOXO, Gossip Girl”
• “Three words, eight letters, say it and I’m yours.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a believer, I’m a doer.”
• “I’m not a puppet, I’m a player.”
• “I’m not a mistake, I’m a miracle.”
• “I don’t want to be famous, I want to be timeless.”
• “I’m not a social climber, I’m a social butterfly.”
• “I’m Chuck Bass.” – Chuck Bass
• “People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.” – Blair Waldorf

Gossip Girl Instagram Captions New York

• “It’s not about what you say, it’s about what you don’t say.” – Chuck Bass
• “I’m not a liability, I’m an asset.”
• “The higher you climb, the harder you fall.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a toy you can play with when you’re bored.”
• “I’m not a one-woman man, Blair.”
• “Better a broken heart than a broken bone.” – Blair Waldorf
• “You can’t choose what happens to you, but you can choose how you react.”
• “I don’t know who I am, but I’m not who I was.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “What’s the point in being with someone if they don’t make you feel like the most important person in the world?” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a trophy wife. I’m a career woman who can’t cook.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m the queen bee, you can be my worker bee.”
• “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” – William Shakespeare (quoted by Blair Waldorf)
• “I’m living in a world where everyone wants to be me, and I’m the queen.” – Blair Waldorf
• “The higher the heels, the closer to God.”
• “I’m not a second choice, I’m a first-rate option.”
• “I’m not a princess, I don’t need saving. I’m a queen, I got this handled.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a trick or treat kind of girl. I’m more of a vodka cranberry kind of girl.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.”
• “Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head, and remind yourself of who you are. And where you want to be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”
• “I’m sorry for losing my temper, but it’s hard when you’re so annoying.”
• “I’m Chuck Bass.”
• “The best revenge is massive success.” – Blair Waldorf
• “It’s not the goodbye that hurts, it’s the flashbacks that follow.”
• “If you want to be part of the Upper East Side, you have to play by our rules.”
• “If two people are meant to be together, eventually they’ll find their way back.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “I’m not a damsel in distress, I’m a damsel who can handle her own distress.”
• “I’m not a person you can control.”
• “I’m not a sidekick, I’m the star.”
• “You don’t know me.”
• “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I can’t be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.” – Blair Waldorf
• “The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.” – Chuck Bass
• “I’m not a lover, I’m a fighter.”
• “It’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world.” – Chuck Bass
• “I don’t need a guy to be happy. I need shoes.” – Blair Waldorf
• “Some people are like fireworks. They shine bright, but only for a moment.” – Blair Waldorf
• “You’re nobody until you’re talked about.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m not a queen, or a princess. I’m the motherf*cking khaleesi.” – Blair Waldorf
• “Sparks fly when we’re together.”

Funny Gossip Girl Captions For Instagram

• “What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.” – Blair Waldorf
• “Three words, eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.” – Chuck Bass
• “You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”
• “I’m not a stop sign, I’m a speed bump.” – Blair Waldorf
• “I’m the girl your mom warned you about.” – Blair Waldorf
• “You can’t handle the truth.”
• “I’m not a challenge, I’m a reward.”
• “I don’t need a man to be powerful.”
• “I’m not a rule breaker, I’m a rule maker.”
• “You don’t give up on the people you love.” – Nate Archibald
• “You have no idea how hard it is to live out a great romance.” – Chuck Bass
• “I’m a Blair Waldorf in a world full of Jennys.”

Gossip Girl Quotes XOXO

• “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I’m better than you.”
• “I’m not a pushover, I’m a powerhouse.”
• “I’m not a gossip, I’m a journalist.”
• “Fashion is the most powerful art there is.”
• “I’m not a gossip, I’m a storyteller.”
• “I don’t need anyone to take care of me. I can take care of myself.” – Serena van der Woodsen
• “I’m not a weakness, I’m a strength.”
• “If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.”
• “I’m not just a pretty face, I’m a force to be reckoned with.”
• “I have a feeling we’re going to be very close.”
• “I have a thing for handsome, self-destructive boys.”
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m worth it.”
• “You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl”
• “I’m not a trophy, I’m a prize.”

Read Next: 185 Beautiful Black Dress Caption For Instagram For Girl

Gossip Girl Captions

• “You know you love me. xoxo, Gossip Girl.”
• “Spotted: Upper East Siders behaving badly.”
• “Fashion fades, only style remains the same.”
• “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”
• “The only thing more powerful than a girl who knows her worth is a girl who isn’t afraid to show it.”
• “I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
• “I’m not a queen, I’m a Khaleesi.”
• “Some people are born to be villains.”
• “The higher you climb, the farther you have to fall.”
• “Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it’s a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.”
• “Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.
• “Don’t be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.”
• “I don’t pretend to be something I’m not. I know what I am, and I know what I like.”
• “There’s nothing more powerful than a woman who stands up for herself.”
• “Some people are like slinkies, they’re not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.”
• “I’m not a people pleaser, I’m a Princess.”
• “I’m not a morning person, I’m not an afternoon person, I’m not an evening person. I’m a never-person.”
• “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
• “Being happy never goes out of style.”
• “I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
• “I have a personality you’ll never forget.”
• “I’m not perfect, but I’m always myself.”
• “I didn’t come this far to only come this far.”