180 Cookie Captions For Instagram & Quotes (2024)

Cookie Captions For Instagram

• I don’t always eat cookies, but when I do, I eat a dozen.
• Cookies are the answer, who cares what the question is.
• “I never met a cookie I didn’t like.”
• Good things come to those who bake cookies. 
• “When life gives you lemons, make lemon cookies.”
• Cookies are the language of love.
• “A cookie a day keeps the frown away.”
• “Cookies make everything better.”
• “Life’s too short to skip the cookie.”
• Cookies are the best part of any day.
• I have a love-hate relationship with cookies. I love them, and they hate my waistline.
• Happiness is a warm cookie.
• You’re never too old for cookies.
• A cookie a day keeps the frownies away. 
• Cookies make the world go round.
• “The best things in life are sweet, just like cookies.”
• Today’s goal: eat cookies and be happy. 
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon cookies. 
• Just a spoonful of cookie dough makes everything better.
• The only thing better than a cookie is a cookie with a surprise inside. 
• Cookies are the ultimate comfort food.
• Life is short, eat the cookies and don’t feel guilty about it. 
• Cookies: the ultimate comfort food. 
• Life is short, eat the cookie.
• The only thing better than one cookie is a whole batch of cookies. 
• “No matter the question, cookies are the answer.”
• “Cookies and milk, a match made in heaven.”
• Life is uncertain, but cookies are a sure thing.
• The only thing better than a warm cookie is a warm cookie with ice cream. 
• Cookies: because life is too short for boring desserts. 

Funny Cookie Captions For Instagram

• Cookies are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• “A cookie in hand is worth two in the jar.”
• A cookie a day keeps the frown away.
• Chocolate chip cookies are the answer to everything. 
• “One cookie is never enough.”
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see cookies and I eat them.
• “Cookies: the dessert that brings people together.”
• “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
• A cookie is a circle of happiness.
• A cookie a day keeps the sadness away.
• Cookies are like a warm hug for your soul.
• Cookie monster is my spirit animal.
• If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen…and make some cookies instead. 
• “Cookies speak louder than words.”
• “Cookies are a hug in edible form.”
• I don’t always eat cookies, but when I do, I prefer them warm and gooey. 
• All I need is love and a batch of cookies.
• “I’ve never met a cookie I didn’t like.”
• Cookies and milk make everything better.
• “Baking cookies is my therapy.”
• Cookies are my love language. 
• Cookies are my weakness, and I’m not sorry about it.
• Cookies are my happy place.
• “There’s no such thing as too many cookies.”
• “C is for cookie and that’s good enough for me.”
• Cookies are like hugs in edible form. 
• Cookies are my love language.
• Life is short, eat the cookies first! 
• A day without cookies is like a day without sunshine.
• Cookies are the perfect excuse to eat dessert first. 
• Cookies are my favorite food group.
• Cookies make everything better, including bad days. 
• My favorite color is cookie.
• A day without a cookie is like a day without sunshine.
• Cookies are the glue that holds my life together.
• No such thing as too many cookies.
• A cookie is a hug in disguise.
• Cookies are a love story in every bite.
• Cookies: the original comfort food. 
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I need another cookie. 
• The best things in life are sweet, and cookies are one of them.
• When in doubt, bake cookies.
• Happiness is a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie. 
• Cookies are the dessert of champions.

Cookie Quotes For Instagram

• “Warm cookies = instant happiness.”
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies and that’s pretty much the same thing. 
• Life is short, eat the cookie dough. 
• “Cookies: the cure for a bad day.”
• I never met a cookie I didn’t like.
• Today’s forecast: 100% chance of cookies.
• “Life is short, eat the cookies!”
• Happiness is warm cookies straight from the oven. 
• You can’t go wrong with a classic chocolate chip cookie.
• If at first you don’t succeed, bake cookies. 
• My superpower is eating a whole batch of cookies without feeling guilty. 
• Cookies make everything better. 
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon cookies! 
• “Cookies are love in edible form.”
• Chocolate chip cookies are the key to my heart.
• Cookies and milk are a match made in heaven. 
• I’ve never met a cookie I didn’t like.
• “Good things come to those who bake.”
• I’m a cookie monster and I’m not ashamed to admit it. 
• All I want for Christmas is a batch of homemade cookies. 
• Don’t worry, eat cookies.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies and that’s kind of the same thing.
• I don’t need therapy, I just need a cookie. 
• When in doubt, bake cookies. 
• “When the going gets tough, the tough bake cookies.”
• I have a love-hate relationship with cookies. I love to eat them, but hate to run off the calories. 
• There’s no such thing as too many cookies. 
• Chocolate chip cookies are a classic for a reason. 
• I’m not a morning person, but I am a cookie person.
• Baking is my therapy and cookies are my medicine. 
• I have never seen a cookie I didn’t want to eat.
• “When in doubt, bake cookies.”
• Cookies make everything better, including bad moods. 
• “Bite into happiness with every cookie.”
• “Cookies make my heart sing.”

Cookie Puns For Instagram

• There’s no such thing as too many sprinkles on a cookie. 
• Cookies are always the answer.
• Sometimes you just need to eat a cookie and take a nap. 
• Cookies are the ultimate stress reliever.
• I never met a cookie I didn’t like. 
• “Cookie monster vibes.”
• Life is uncertain, but cookies are always a sure thing. 
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 
• Cookies are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. 
• Life is uncertain, but cookies are a sure thing. 
• Cookies are the dessert version of a hug.
• If you think a cookie can’t make everything better, you haven’t had a good cookie yet.
• Cookies are like a warm hug for your taste buds. 
• There’s no such thing as too many cookies.
• Good things come to those who bake. 
• A cookie a day keeps the grumpy away.
• “Bake the world a better place, one cookie at a time.”
• Cookies are the answer to all of life’s problems. 
• “Cookies are my jam.”
• I can resist everything except temptation… and cookies. 
• “Cookies: because sometimes salads just don’t cut it.”
• You know what would make this day better? A cookie. 
• Everything is better with a cookie in hand.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• “Satisfy your sweet tooth with some cookies.”
• My favorite color is cookie. 
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookie cutters and that’s pretty close. 
• Home is where the cookies are.
• Cookies: because sometimes dessert is the only thing that makes sense. 
• Cookies are like a warm hug from the inside.
• Chocolate chip cookies are the real MVPs.
• There’s nothing quite like the smell of freshly baked cookies. 
• “Love at first bite with these cookies.”
• “Cookies are the glue that holds us together.”
• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why cookies are better than everything else.”
• “Home is where the cookies are.”
• I never met a cookie I didn’t like, but I’ve met plenty that I loved. 
• “Life is like a batch of cookies, you never know what you’re going to get.”
• Cookies are the glue that holds my life together. 
• If at first, you don’t succeed, bake more cookies! 
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookie dough and that’s pretty much the same thing. 
• I think I could give up cookies, but I’m not a quitter. 
• “Cookies are the ultimate comfort food.”
• One cookie is never enough, but a dozen is too many. 
• Cookies are the best medicine.
• Cookies are the perfect excuse for being naughty.
• Cookies are like hugs for your stomach. 

Short Captions About Cookie

• A cookie a day keeps the doctor away. (Just kidding, please still go to the doctor!) 
• Chocolate chip cookies make the world a better place. 
• “It’s always cookie o’clock somewhere.”
• The only thing better than a cookie is a warm cookie.
• “Cookies are the answer to all of life’s problems.”
• Cookies are cheaper than therapy.
• The only thing better than a cookie is a warm, freshly baked cookie. 
• Life is short, eat the cookie dough.
• Life is short, eat the cookies. 
• A bad day can always be fixed with a good cookie. 
• “The only thing better than a cookie is a warm, gooey cookie.”
• “There’s nothing quite like a homemade cookie.”
• “Cookies are the sprinkles on top of life.”
• “Indulge in life’s sweetest moments with cookies.”
• “There’s nothing a warm cookie can’t fix.”
• “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cookie, asking it to be in my mouth.”
• Just when you think life can’t get any better, you bite into a warm cookie.
• Cookies are happiness in a bite. 
• “Cookies are my love language.”
• All you need is love and a good cookie. 
• “Every day is a good day for cookies.”
• Nothing brings people together like a plate of warm cookies. 
• My favorite kind of therapy is cookie therapy. 

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