170 Best Rick And Morty Instagram Captions & Quotes (2024)

Rick And Morty Instagram Captions

• “I’m not sure I want to live in a world where I can’t see the beauty in things, Morty.”
• “It’s just one crazy adventure after another with me, Morty.”
• “I’m a lover of knowledge, Morty. And I’ll always be one.”
• “I have a passion for science, Morty.”
• “I’m a little bit crazy, Morty”
• “I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come.”
• “I have a bad feeling about this”
• “I’m just a small piece of a much larger universe, Morty.”
• “I’m a grown-ass man, I’ll do what I want”
• “I’m a mad scientist, not a miracle worker”
• “I’m Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!”
• “I don’t want to know what you did. When I look at you, I just feel sad.”
• “I have all the money”
• “The best way to avoid hurting others is not to exist.”
• “I’m always in control, Morty.”
• “It’s time to get dangerous.”
• “Peace among worlds”
• “I’m a master of dimensions, Morty. And I’ll show you the way.”
• “You’re not ready, Morty. You’re not ready for what’s out there.”
• “I’m a man of science, Morty. And I believe in science.”
• “I’m not a killer, Morty. I’m a savior.”
• “I’m a mad scientist, Morty. That’s what I call myself.”
• “I’m a genius, Morty. It runs in my family”
• “I’m a lazy, self-centered, alcoholic”
• “Morty, I’m your biggest fan.”
• “I’m a man of action, Morty. Not words.”
• “I’m a genius, Morty. I’m not just some crazy old man.”
• “I’m a man of science, Morty. And I have a plan.”
• “Wubba lubba dub dub!”
• “I’m a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Rick!”
• “I’m not an alcoholic, Morty. I’m a scientist.”
• “This is the way. I had a good time today.”
• “Wubba lubba dub-dub!”
• “People are dumb, Morty. They don’t get stuff.”

Rick And Morty Funny Instagram Captions

• “I’m not a good person, Morty. I’m just a person.”
• “I’m not a stoner, Morty. I’m just a guy with a scientific mind.”
• “Science is the backbone of our reality, Morty.”
• “I’m picking up what you’re putting down, Rick.”
• “I’m a scientist, Morty. That means I have a say in everything.”
• “I’m a lover of life, Morty. And I’ll always be one.”
• “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. Look at me!”
• “I’m an alcoholic, Morty. That’s why I drink.”
• “I’m a man of my word, Morty”
• “I’m a man of science, Morty. And I’ll always be one.”
• “Morty, I don’t know what’s going on, but I do know it’s hard to be a science guy on the inside.”
• “You got it, Rick!”
• “Ruh-roh, Raggy!”
• “I’m not going to die, I’m going to be a science experiment.”
• “Existence is pain to a meeseeks, Jerry. And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.”
• “I’m not just a scientist, Morty. I’m an artist.”
• “I’m not a booty call kind of guy, Morty. I mean, I am, but I also respect myself.”
• “I have a knack for science, Morty.”
• “I’m always there for you, Morty.”
• “I have no attachment to this reality, Morty”
• “I’m a mad scientist, Morty. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.”
• “I’m gonna go catch some shenanigans”
• “I’m a loveable rogue, Morty”
• “I’m a master of science, Morty.”
• “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!”
• “I’m a scientist, Morty. That’s what I do.”
• “Morty, you gotta relax.”
• “I’m not a man, Morty. I’m the man. The man with the plan.”
• “Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die”
• “I’m a little too loose with the truth”
• “Life is effort, Morty. And I’ll stop when I die!”
• “I’m not a killer, Morty. I’m just a mad scientist.”
• “Science is a strange and beautiful thing, Morty.”
• “I’m a lover, Morty. Not a fighter.”
• “I’m the smartest man in the world, Morty.”
• “Science makes the impossible possible, Morty.”
• “I don’t get it, Morty. Why are you always trying to save everyone? It’s just people, Morty.”
• “I’m a man of science, Morty. I don’t believe in fairy tales.”
• “I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I’m Pickle Rick!”
• “I’m a mad scientist, Morty. That’s what I am.”
• “I’m a lover of science, Morty. And I’ll always be one.”
• “I’m not an alien, Morty. I’m a scientist.”
• “I’m a genius, Morty. That’s what it takes to survive.”
• “No jumping in the sewer, Morty!”
• “Ricks don’t trust joy.”

Rick And Morty Funny Quotes

• “I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was fake.”
• “The world is full of creeps and jerks, Morty. We gotta stick together.”
• “The answer is never in the bang.”
• “Morty, you gotta snap out of it.”
• “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die.”
• “Rickshank Redemption.”
• “You got a good heart, Morty. That’s what makes you so dumb.”
• “I’m not a cruel person, Morty. I’m just a person who’s cruel.”
• “Morty, you gotta get your sh*t together.”
• “I have no sense of personal boundaries”
• “Existence is pain”
• “You’re the best, Morty. Nobody’s ever doubted that.”
• “What do you think about that, Morty? The universe is infinite, man.”
• “I’m a genius, Morty. That’s what it takes to succeed.”
• “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
• “I’m not your regular grandpa, Morty. I’m an inter-dimensional adventurer.”
• “That’s the way the world works, Morty. Anything can happen.”
• “Life is effort, Morty, and I’ll stop when I die.”
• “I’m just a cynical, old man who’s tired of life, Morty.”
• “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.”
• “Nobody calls me chicken”
• “I have everything under control”
• “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV?”
• “I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
• “I’m a survivor, Morty. That’s what it takes to live.”
• “I’m a wild card, Morty”
• “I’m a genius, Morty”
• “This is the way the world ends, Morty. Not with a bang, but a whimper.”
• “Morty, don’t ever ask me about my family.”
• “I’m not a monster, Morty. I’m just a person.”
• “I’m not sure if this is a good idea, Morty.”
• “I’m a genius, Morty. That’s what I am.”
• “Nobody’s ever asked me that before. What an interesting question.”
• “You’re young, Morty. You don’t know what life is like out there.”
• “It’s not a matter of if, Morty. It’s a matter of when.”
• “I’m not a bad guy, Morty. I’m just misunderstood.”

Rick And Morty Pun For Instagram

• “I’m a walking disaster, Morty”
• “I have a really big head and little arms”
• “It’s time to get schwifty, Morty!”
• “I’m Pickle Rick!”
• “I have direct access to the sun”
• “Life is meaningless, Morty. That’s the tragedy of it all.”
• “People love their trippy adventures, Morty. They love them more than life itself.”
• “I don’t know how to impress you, Morty”
• “I’m not a good person, Morty. I’m just good at pretending to be.”
• “I’m sorry Morty, it’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come.”
• “The universe is my playground, Morty.”
• “Science, b***h!”
• “I’m not a scientist, Morty, I’m a drunk.”
• “I’m gonna need you to be a more specific, Morty.”
• “Science, Morty. That’s what it’s all about.”
• “I have a knack for finding trouble”
• “I’m not a scientist, but I know what love is.”
• “You’re not my family. You’re just my Rick.”
• “The answer is 42, but what’s the question?”
• “I’m a multidimensional being, Morty”
• “Nobody cares about your stupid questions, Morty.”
• “I’m the one and only Rick Sanchez.”
• “You can’t take it with you, Morty. That’s the saddest part.”
• “I have enough problems of my own”
• “I’m a master of space and time, Morty.”
• “Don’t even trip about your pants, dawg. We have imaginary things in this world too”
• “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.”
• “Get your sh** together”
• “Keep your mind limber. Ruts get you killed”
• “I’m just a love machine, and I’m programmed to love”
• “You can’t escape your own reality, Morty.”
• “That’s the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.”
• “I’m the one who’s a genetically engineered life form, created in a lab by your ancestors, sent here from the future. Why am I the crazy one?”
• “I’m just a mad scientist, Morty.”
• “Existence is pain, Morty.”
• “I’m an alien, Morty. That’s what it takes to be crazy.”
• “It’s a dangerous business, Morty, going out your door.”
• “Nobody will ever love you, Morty. You’re too awkward and people can sense that.”
• “I don’t like my schwifty going all wonky.”

Rick And Morty One Liners

• “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
• “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s going to die. Come watch TV?”
• “I’m picking up a distress signal from inside the house.”
• “The answer is simple, Morty. Just stop asking so many questions.”
• “I’m never gonna give you up, Morty.”
• “Get Schwifty!”
• “I’m pickle Rick!”
• “Science is a lie, Morty. Everything is a lie.”
• “Morty, come on! Think about it. That’s crazy talk, Morty.”
• “Get your shit together, you piece of shit.”
• “I’m not into love. I’m into mad science.”
• “I’m a master of space and time”
• “You can do anything you want, Morty. Just not today.”
• “I’m not your friend, Morty. I’m your best friend.”

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